If you absolutely must get your coffee from Starbucks, specify cup size using the words “forte” and “piano.”
If you decide to give an explanation, tell them that you catagorize your drinks by loudness and/or velocity as opposed to volume. Also, look incredulous as to how they couldn’t figure that out on their own.
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Why have you stopped writing? Your writing amuses me, and I’m disappointed that you’ve cut these short so soon. I think you should keep making them. If not for yourself, then for me.
How is your most recent work coming along, friend?
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